Aug
18

Word: The Lil Bee.

This week’s Word is brought you by none other than one of my very, very favorite, favorite bloggers – Melisa of The Lil Bee

{via ffffound – photographer?}

I look too wrinkled? I do, right? I’m wrinkled. Shoot. Should I steam? Maybe I could hang it in the shower for a minute. Wait, no…it’s already 9:15! Omigod I am so late. Shoot, I cannot go out like this. Can I? Maybe if I blow-dry it I can get some wrinkles out! Perfect.

Ouch! S#it, damnit, what the, I burned my leg! Omigod ow. You know what? Screw it. It’s 92 f’ing degrees out anyway. I don’t even care if I’m wrinkled. Stupid job. At least I tried. Unlike Dumpy McDumperson Boss Lady. She’ll probably wear her “sensible shoes” again. Heinous. Whatever. All right, I’m out of here. Love you, see you later, hon!!

Oh, s#it. Where are my keys? Have you seen my KEYS??!!

13 Comments on “Word: The Lil Bee.”

  • Amy@OldSweetSong

    Ha! I love Melisa and can very much relate to this.

    08-18-09 » 2:18 pm »

  • Kelly

    i can't even tell you the last time i attempted to iron anything. i specifically look for clothing that's wrinkle-free in nature!!

    xo
    Kelly

    08-18-09 » 2:28 pm »

  • The Style Spot

    Perfect picture, perfect words. I love it.

    08-18-09 » 4:30 pm »

  • Morgan

    I couldn't have said it better myself! Too funny!

    08-18-09 » 8:54 pm »

  • Jessica

    Ha! This could be me every single morning.

    08-18-09 » 11:22 pm »

  • Her name was Lola

    Everything about that was perfect. Just spot-on.

    Cheers.

    08-19-09 » 1:03 am »

  • Simply Mel

    My thoughts exactly….S#it!

    08-19-09 » 3:12 am »

  • krista

    do they even make irons anymore?

    08-19-09 » 3:42 am »

  • liza

    I say it often about Lil Bee… hilarious! Thank you!

    08-19-09 » 4:29 am »

  • Kate Coveny Hood

    Hilarious! And sadly – very familiar…

    08-19-09 » 4:41 am »

  • cindy

    love it!

    08-19-09 » 11:32 am »

  • Abbey

    love it!

    08-19-09 » 1:00 pm »

  • Leenie

    Usually the first thought is… "can I use the steam setting on my iron to get rid of these wrinkles while I still have the dres on because I really don't have time to take it off and start all over again"… then the reality of what steam can do to flesh sets in and the dress is over my head in no time… or still on me, wrinkles and all, on my way to the office – they'll think it happened in the car anyway!

    12-01-09 » 4:39 pm »

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